Ask nicely
What the heck is DM?
Oh ok. I wondered too lol.
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What do you Dream? For? Of? About? 🤔
Buildings there are always buildings in my dreams
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Why does it not feel like Christmas? I just want it to feel like Christmas but it just doesn't.
Only you have the power to get Christmas cheer
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A sled and a dog in a reindeer suit.
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If I gave you $20 what would I get back?
I guess whatever you bought.
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What was your last good deed
Donated to a family in Gatlinburg whose house burned down. Tipped my pizza guy $12. And I gave up two of my shifts at work so they could get they're kids some Christmas gifts.
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Do you believe in ghosts? 😱
Seen two.
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Wtf!? My son has a couple of mates here, like 15-16 yr olds, an they are askin me to turn my music down, it's only 11pm - what's goin on guys??? 😎😬
Kids don't know how to have fun anymore
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When was the last time the Jonas Brothers hung out?
Friday morning
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Someone
How would you explain the word "though"?
Depends on the context.
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Feed me and I live yet give me a drink and I die?
What are you doing this evening? ☺
Watching ppl put Christmas lights on my house Exciting!!!
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Aridoarikiku
rikukachirikushi
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If you had me cook for you, what would we have
Your specialty dish
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Alright fellas, your girlfriend invites you over to her house, you get there and she is upstairs you go to her but you see the Guardian what do you do?
If she's your gf then you should already know the guardian dog and have no problems
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DoIknowYou?
@nousernamesexist
Hit me with your best shot...

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