Ask nicely
Ever been to San Francisco?
It was the dog.
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Ever feel like you’ve been replaced?
Sure. Sucks.
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Your sweetness and smile
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Is everybody horny here rn😂
Not even.
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Bruh buttons are falling off my phone 😩
Weld em back on
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Wats the craziest thing u done.. my mams dog died n she was devasted d poor cunt so i recorded myself goin ow ow ow ow .. n hid it behind d couch she thought came bk from the dead.. 😂😂
Meeting up in person with your most desired Kiwi user for a date... or $2,500? Which would you rather?
Money please
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Are you high maintenance? LMAO I'm really low maintenance
Do you prefer wild nights out or quiet nights in ? 🔥
Quiet nights in.
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ayyy it’s my birthday
Happy birthday to you 🎂🎈🎉
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Have you ever gotten so used to lies that the truth confuses you?
Do you prefer having company or being on your own 🤔
Alone. Period.
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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?





Kick his sister in the jaw
What's Your Moon Club Name ?
Seeker of subtle winds. That's sounds like I'm looking for silent farts. 🙄
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(Inspired by something i read)
If your friend made out with your partner, but your partner told them that they were single, so your friend had no idea they were your partner, who would you be mad at? Your partner, your friend, or both?
My wife apologised for the first time ever today.

She said she's sorry she ever married me.
Respond like this : 🖕🏼
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What's killing us slowly that we don't notice?
Who wants to go on a breakfast date with me?
🖐🏼I need Food and Ferny. Let's go.
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