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What's your favorite thing to do?
What is the hardest part about racing cars?
Getting in and out of the car, but I'm REALLY lazy
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What is your favorite topic to follow?
Food
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when did you last have sex?
1986
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What's the best movie you've seen so far this year?
Me and Earl and The Dying Girl
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What's you're favorite movie and TV show?
Movie - Forgetting Sarah Marshall
TV Show - One Tree Hill
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Name three things you have never done, but would like to do?
Vacation in Mexico, eat a nacho cheese filled garlic bread stick, and fall in love (probably with the bread stick)
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If you could ask Donald Trump one thing, what would you ask him?
Do you think the American people realize that they already have a wall at the border? That they've spent over 250 billion dollars on? That's been there for years? And that, since it's been up, 15% MORE illegal immigrants have crossed the border?
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what will you do if your girlfriend is suddenly married to another man
Celebrate, probably at Taco Bell
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What is that one dream you would like to live out in the next year?
I guess I'd like to have sex once
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What is your biggest turn off in a mate?
For some reason, I seem to be turned off by girls who actually like me. Still trying to figure that out.
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what is better cocaine or chicken wings?
They are both perfect. The kings of their respective world's. If I have a child, I can only hope they turn out as great as cocaine and chicken wings.
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In the world of horror films, #LightsOut gets 2 huge thumbs up. I haven't felt this much anxiety since my ex found out she was pregnant
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Am I the only one who's Pokemon Go app only works half the time?
Mine freezes up a lot
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Just watched an ihop commercial, and I think…I think I want to fuck a pancake
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Do you think you're handsome?
What is the difference between hard work and hustle
You can work hard to accomplish one thing, but hustling means working hard on everything
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Can u live without sex
I'm fat. I already live without sex.
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Friend - THERE'S A MILITARY COUP IN TURKEY

Me - Just another day in 2016
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Donald Trump has officially selected Mike Pence as his running mate, which is the worst thing to happen to Chris Christie since Krispy Kreme
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