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What's the most ridiculous thing you ever fell out with a friend for? 🤔😲🙈🤤
They got upset with me, JUST BECAUSE I asked them if they could help me with my harvest, and I might have ACCIDENTALLY, failed to tell them I was talking about several of their vital organs...
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What’s your favourite quote?
"THERE ARE NO CHICKS WITH DICKS JOHNNY ONLY GUYS WITH TITS!"
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Why some people care about the color of my underwear. Like, do you even care what your parents did just to provide your needs? No. You choose to care about the color of my underwear.
That's underwearist (racist to your underwear)
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When the cold takes over the nipps fml it hurts lmfao
I uh.. Don't think it's supposed to hurt 😅
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Do you masturbate to your neighbor as you peek through their window? I swear she has the best ankles in town
My neighbours are all in their 70's and unaware of the military-grade laboratory under my house.
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Someone
Do bananas float? 🌚
If you shove them up your ass they do. I've been told.
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Describe Your Soul In One Word...
Someone
What are you currently worried about?
The fact that I just dropped something very hard on my lap and I may never see that testicle again.
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He wont let me type 😂
What is the most important question that you've ever asked to yourself?
"Burger King or KFC..."
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What do you wish people would quit romanticizing?
The Joker and Harley Quinn's relationship.
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Someone
GOOD MORNING U FUCKERS (;
I WISH I was a fucker... there's a distict lack of fucking at my place 😞
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Goodnight x ❤❤❤😍
Man, we really are in unfortunate time zones huh? I just woke up 😅
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Don't get philosophical on me soldier.
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Still a virgin?
Yes. My hymen is still strong and in tact
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Who likes kabobs? What kinda kabobs? Kabobs, such a funny word 😂
Name something you want right now for each letter of the alphabet. Mine will be in the comments for an example.
A- Aardvark B- Books on how to befriend catsC- Carl back on Kiwi D- Dogs to like me also E- Estrogen. Preferably in a tubeF-  FriesG- GirlfriendH- Helicopter I- Israel. All of it. J- Joe Wilkinson's voice K- Kiwi to fucking work properly for once L- LIthium Carbonate M- Marmite. Don't judge me. N- Nipple tassels. Judge me. O- Orions BeltP- Panda cubs in a basketQ- Queen's Head. You know which queen.R- Russian Women S- Sexy dance moves T- Tank U- Ukulele V- Vodka W- Wolf Beanie X- Xbox One HardriveY- Yacht Z- Zebra Thong
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Prof. Prometheus Gubbinski.
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Genius. Professor. Scientist. Doctor. Vigilante. Occasional Sex Toy Salesman. Adventurer of the Universe.

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